i promise you being polite isnt that hard try it for once
i promise you being polite isnt that hard try it for once
Star Catcher and Sky Wishes
this is actually a redraw of my first post here
I NEED TO LOOK MORE FEM SO I CAN LOOK MORE MASC
HUH?
I NEED TO LOOK MORE FEM SO I CAN LOOK MORE MASC
we’re having a field day over this obama thing huh
wait i didnt mean to include the bottom post
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obama posted that
They love this by the way. It’s enriching for the gators
one of those days on the dashboad i guess
two year anniversary of carly rae jepsens weird day
laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!
i trusted you
Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people
I’m high as shit and I’m just carrying around this lantern like a fucking guardsman
tags from @cromerholt
Having a real “must have been the wind” kind of night
my tummy hurts but at least i have a medical professional (baby cat) accompanying me
hi baby cat here. we hvae to cut you in to ten million pieces with my claws forever
are yhou sure about this doctor
pawsitive
Chinese sellers on Aliexpress are trying to sell giant land snail eggs as “Little Hatch Toys” which is adorable and hilarious except of course that this is the most illegal animal in the United States and even a zoo or scientific institution would get in trouble for having any
The fact that snails are top tier invasive species threats is such common knowledge in all the nature hobbies and sciences I constantly forget that I need to explain it. Why wouldn’t they be? They’re just non-stop eating machines that breed exponentially and the bigger they are the fewer predators they have. In Hawaii these have driven at least dozens, possibly hundreds of plants and animals extinct over the past few decades.
A real 3-hit combo of tumblr posts rn
whys this a bulk reblog
3 for 1 deal
kiul-kiul-deactivated20230810:
Forcing you to bark as you cum on my cock like the dumb bitch in heat that you are